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Awesome headline! It's actually a tad bit better than mine haha

- stressstheworld

Dear stressstheworld,

thanks. a tad?

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I love my job. I get to rub baby oil on things like this.

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Why is Serena so stupid?

- decadentdish

Dear decadentdish,

She has forever always been and forever always will be.

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Got dumped (because he "didn't love me anymore). Bought my first vibrator. Have three super sexy men hot on my trail. Life is looking up.

- Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Get it, girl.

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getting head or getting fingered?!

- everything-has-beauty

Dear everything-has-beauty,

Head.

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okay skittles lol

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