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pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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fourex-:

thighetician:

unoppressedactivities:

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

This is like when that one goofy asshole was sounding a call to action to ‘Reclaim’ the word “Thot”

I laughed when I read this…Cosmo articles are pure drivel

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

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disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

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"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."

Shanti (via travel-as-a-happy-hippie)

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house-of-gnar:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

this touches my soul

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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